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dennys:

This is a weird game but it gives you a free pass to play with your food.

dennys:

This is a weird game but it gives you a free pass to play with your food.

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
infectedwithrage:

Woman gets back at online dating creeps by drawing them with tiny penises and posting to Instagram.
http://instagram.com/instagranniepants
“Objectifying men who objectify women in 3 easy steps:Man sends crude line via internet. Draw him naked. Send portrait to lucky man, enjoy results.”

infectedwithrage:

Woman gets back at online dating creeps by drawing them with tiny penises and posting to Instagram.

http://instagram.com/instagranniepants

Objectifying men who objectify women in 3 easy steps:Man sends crude line via internet. Draw him naked. Send portrait to lucky man, enjoy results.”

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
mindstuckonfast-forward:

Guardians | via Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/112675025

mindstuckonfast-forward:

Guardians | via Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/112675025

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Where is Regan? In here. With us.

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
lifehackable:

More Pizza Hacks Here

lifehackable:

More Pizza Hacks Here

21 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

21 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

certified-jewish:

consultingmoosecaptain:

heartsmadeoutofstrings:

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT

I’m like 97% sure that the picture of Bambi and his mom is a fanart piece, since I don’t think they ever show his mother’s corpse in the movie. Also the style is Disney-adjacent but that background certainly isn’t.

21 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
21 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE